Achieving Inner Peace
Sent to me by, of all people, my Mom:
Hope you too find inner peace in your busy life by following the advice below received from a friend: "I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you started so I looked around my house to see what things I had started but hadn't finished. As a result, before leaving left the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no Idea how freaking good I feel! Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace."
Seems like good advice... but, really, White Zinfandel?
