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June 29, 2005

 

Clickstream Hindrances

Craigslist Multiple Site Search Shut Down by... Craigslist.

Interesting that the Craigslist strategy for purposefully making it difficult to seach multiple cities (and thus respond to ads outside of the city you *should* be most interested in) is apparently concious.

 

Eminent Domain on an Eminence's Domain

Loga Clements wants to build a hotel over David Souter's house:

The proposed development, called "The Lost Liberty Hotel" will feature the "Just Desserts Café" and include a museum, open to the public, featuring a permanent exhibit on the loss of freedom in America. Instead of a Gideon's Bible each guest will receive a free copy of Ayn Rand's novel "Atlas Shrugged."

 

Why do we forget our childhood?

I dunno. Words fail me.

June 28, 2005

 

Titanic Song

It's the featured article on Wikipedia today, so here's a song about the Titanic!

Titanic Song
(CHORUS)
Oh it was sad, it was sad. It was sad when the great ship went down,
To the bottom of the sea…(Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives,)
It was sad when the great ship went down.
Oh they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue,
And they thought they had a ship that the water’d never go through.
It was on its maiden trip when an iceberg hit the ship.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
(CHORUS)
Oh they sailed from England’s land; they were almost to the shore
When the rich folk just refused to associate with the poor.
So they put them down below where they’d be the first to go.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
(CHORUS)
Oh the boat was full of sin, and the sides about to burst,
When the captain shouted, "WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!"
The captain tried to wire, but the lines were on fire,
It was sad when the great ship went down.
(CHORUS)
So the swung the lifeboats out, o’er the deep and raging sea,
As the band began to play, "My Country tis of Thee",
Little children wept and cried, as the waves swept o’er the sides,
It was sad when the great ship went down.
(CHORUS)
Oh the Captain stood on deck with a teardrop in his eye,
As to the last lifeboat, he waved a sad good-bye.%0

June 26, 2005

 

Trivia stump smart search engines

Is Trivial Pursuit smarter than the search engines?

 

The Problem With Letting Technology Be Your Guide

Confederate Yankee exclaims "Google News: It's al-Qaedariffic!"

And who wouldn't say the same? Google's lead story is from JihadUnspun.com. Man, that's level-headed reporting that I've come to rely on.

It's the fundamental problem between human-mediated and tech-automated web experiences.

 

The Imperial Palace in Tokyo

On Google Maps

 

The Colisseo

On Google Maps

 

Woot! Woot! Woot!

Woot!

 

Post a Secret

Very oddly connecting in some way, to your fellow frail human beings. Rather poignant in its quiet way.

 

The Great Pyramids

On Google Maps

 

The Press Folds

Gawker enumerates newspapers' declining audience: down 15% since 2001!

 

My honey will like this

From A Daily Dose of Architecture: The Grand Tour of Renzo Piano buildings in Europa!

 

I'll try it!

A new NYC lobster roll joint.

June 17, 2005

 

The Complete Penguin Library!

Over $7K for 1K books!

June 16, 2005

 

It's the Mar"K"s turn -- sweet marc revenge

Being an "m-ar-C", I've noticed a change over the decades.

In the 70s, people were unaware of "m-a-r-C"
In the 80s, people assumed it was Mar-K
In the 90s, people asked "with a C or a K?"
In the 00s, people frequently assumed it was with a "C"
and with this post from Boing Boing:

Boing Boing: Marc Cuban: Why Macrovision's customers are fools

Is the first time I have ever seen an "m-a-r-K" mis-spelled "m-a-r-C"! Yay!

Now you'll see how it feels!!

;)

 

Practical Jokes

Office pranks on the increase images

 

Lovely Floral Urinals

No, not a new band, but an art show in SF.

 

Fun with Faces

Tronche de Kek's face, to be exact

June 15, 2005

 

426 front pages from 44 countries

Presented each day at [newsuem]!

 

Who Will Google Buy Next? Not My Way -- they're owned by IACI

Interesting speculation on Who Will Google Buy Next? at kuro5hin.org.

One subtraction from the list -- MyWay.com is owned by AskJeeves, which as agreed to be acquired by Barry Diller empire IACI.

June 14, 2005

 

Corporate Gibberish Generator

For TheLadders.com:

Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF?

June 12, 2005

 

Travels!



create your own visited country map

June 10, 2005

 

Dead Men

Last meals of the condemned.

Very freaky.

 

GoogleSiteseeing

See the world from space.

June 09, 2005

 

Five reasons social networking doesn't work

I think Molly Wood is right on target.

June 07, 2005

 

HOW TO AVOID THE EXHAUSTING PLANNING AND PREPARATION THAT GOES INTO MAKING A SECOND DATE.

tremble.com advises:

While we're at it, did you know you're in a coffee shop wearing inline skates? Well, you are.

 

Yep, I'm a *proud* honorary MOT

The high intelligence of Ashkenazi Jews may be a result of their persecuted past.

June 06, 2005

 

One easy prediction

US ad spend to shift online, hits $26bn by 2010 says Forrester.

Turns out to be a popular prediction with Forrester, as they made the same prediction in 1999 about 2004!:

"Forrester projects that online advertising spending in the U.S. will grow from $2.8 billion to $22 billion by 2004."

Thats an easy business to be in!

 

Amazing Green Dot Surprise

The magenta ones totally disappeared for me.

June 05, 2005

 

Chocolate in Florence!

Boing Boing will provide:

"I have seen God in a cup of chocolate"

Can't believe I missed that last time I was in Florence...

 

Straight Outta Compton

With Joan Baez.

June 02, 2005

 

Shaft Aint Busy

Shaft emails with more amusing tiddles:

New Jewish Words:

1. JEWBILATION n.

Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish.

2. TORAHFIED n.
Inability to remember one's lines when called to read from the Torah at one's Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

3. SANTA-SHMANTA n.
The explanation Jewish children get for why they celebrate Hanukkah while the rest of the neighbors celebrate Christmas.

4. MATZILATION v.
Smashing a piece of matzo to bits while trying to butter it.

5. BUBBEGUM n.
Candy one's mother gives to her grandchildren that she never gave to her own children.

6. CHUTZPAPA n.
A father who wakes his wife at 4:00 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper.

7. DÉJÀ NU n.
Having the feeling you've seen the same exasperated look on your mother's face, but not knowing exactly when.

8. DISORIYENTA n.
When Aunt Linda gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes.

9. GOYFER n.
A Gentile messenger.

10. HEBORT vb.
To forget all the Hebrew one ever learned immediately after one's Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

11. JEWDO n.
A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot.

12. MAMATZAH BALLS n.
Matzo balls that are as good as your mother used to make.

13. MEINSTEIN - slang.
"My son, the genius!"

14. MISHPOCHADOTS n.
The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception.

15. RE-SHTETLEMENT n.
Moving from Brooklyn to Miami and finding all your old neighbors live in the same condo building as you.

16. ROSH HASHANA-NA-NA n.
A rock 'n roll band from Jewish Brooklyn.

17. YIDENTIFY v.
To be able to determine Jewish origins of celebrities, even though their names might be St. John, Curtis, Davis or Taylor.

18. MINYASTICS n.
Going to incredible lengths and troubles to find a tenth person to complete a minyan.

19. FEELAWFUL n.
Indigestion from eating Israeli street food, especially fellafel.

20. DIS-KVELLIFIED vb.
To drop out of law school, med. school or business school as seen through the eyes of parents, grandparents and Uncle Sid. In extreme cases, simply choosing to major in art history when Irv's son David is majoring in biology is sufficient grounds for diskvellification.

21. IMPASTA n.
A Jew who starts eating leavened foods before the end of Passover.

22. KINDERS SHLEP v.
To transport other kids besides yours in your car.

23. SCHMUCKLUCK n.
Finding out one's wife became pregnant after one had a vasectomy.

24. SHOFARSOGUT n.
The relief you feel when, after many attempts, the shofar is finally blown at the end of Yom Kippur.

25. TRAYFFIC ACCIDENT n.
An appetizer one finds out has pork.


Seems like Shaft needs more work to keep him occupied!!

 

Shaft Nods

in an amused fashion at Google Content Blocker...

:)

 

Machine translation

"Alpine white new presence tape registered for coffee confirms Laden." (From the Christian Science Monitor)