The Divorce
Shaft passes this along to his favorite HMOT (Honorary Member of the Tribe):
The DivorceAn elderly man in Miami called his son in New York and said, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old
man said. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick
of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell
her," and he hung up.Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone,
"They are not getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She called her father immediately and screamed at the old man, "You
are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing; DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.The old man hung up his phone, smiled, and turned to his wife...
"Okay," he said, "They're coming for Passover and paying their own
airfares."
