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October 31, 2004

 

Moore on 9/12/01: It's Bush's Fault

Beware, my fellow citizens, of the crowd you threaten to put into office. Ideoblog has this excellent piece on Moore's Hate-fantasy:

Reflect on what this initial reaction to 9/11 says about the attitudes of Moore, and of those in his wide and enthusiastic audience. A day after 9/11, Moore's impulse was to blame Bush and his policies. As the identity and nature of our attackers became apparent, Moore and his friends had to devise more elaborate explanations of how Bush was at fault. Not surprisingly, OBL noted in his recent message that Bush cost lives by continuing to read to the school children after he learned of the attack. OBL must have read Michael Moore's email -- if they'll believe that, they'll believe anything. And the worst injustice of the attack? Killing Democrats!

 

50 Reasons to Vote

Fifty Reasons Why

October 30, 2004

 

Osama bin Laden helps Bush

In the IEM 2004 US Presidential Election Winner Takes All Market , as well as at Tradesports, Bush has popped 5 cents since the release of the bin Laden tape.

Professional and amateur wagerers seem to believe that the reappearance of the bin Laden is good for Bush's candidacy as it reminds the voting populace of the dangers of going soft on terrorism.

Interesting questions:
a) Did bin Laden anticipate this would help Bush? What are his goals? If it is a signal to attack (which I don't understand why they wouldn't send attack signal silently via an aonnymous website -- they could just say to each other "look on Craigslist Atlanta for someone selling a Honus Wagner rookie card, that's the signal), is he doing so publicly in order to get credit for the attack? What are the other elements of his strategy for appearing so close to the U.S. election?

b) Is Karl Rove excited? Does he feel this helps or hurts his candidate's chances? And does Karl Rove ever put the good of the country ahead of electorla success? (My answer for Rove, as well as, Kerry, is sadly no.)

October 28, 2004

 

A New Stone Favorite

Beldar blogs the O'Reilly settlement in the level of detail that makes Stone envious of a good lawyering school.

This excellent, excellent analytic dissection of the settlement press release suggests that O'Reilly had been caught on tape, and had been abandoned by his employer. The price of peace? $2+ million.

Great work and a new bloghero here at Stone.

 

Swinging the German voter bloc

Germany's Largest Newspaper Endorses Bush

 

McCain for President

A compelling (well, compelling fiction) tie scenario.

 

Jim Treacher's not voting for Bush

I suppose I can't blame him when he scores good points with 10 Reasons I'm Not Voting for You, Mr. George W. Bush:

10. Do you really think it's a good idea to be Hitler, George? Hitler killed millions of people and his approval ratings are for shit. Why can't you be somebody who people like? Regis, maybe, or the Prophet Mohammed. Anybody but Hitler! Being Hitler = BAD IDEA.

There's some sense in that, isn't there?

 

52-47 on IEM

The Iowa Electronic Markets quote 51.8 cents for Bush, 47.3 cents for Kerry. The winner gets $1 (i.e. buy Bush for 52 cents and his victory pays you $1.)

This continues an ominous trend for the President as he has dropped steadily in the markets since the first debate.

Now, anybody out there willing to give me 3-1 odds that your man will win?

 

Google Cheat

A handy sheet.

 

In case you've forgotten

Drum machine.

October 27, 2004

 

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

I am walking on the f****** moon.

 

Etymologies

Reader LL notes:

Since you seem to be quite fond of world languages and historical linguistics, here is one of the sources of endless amusement for me - an online etymological reference dictionary (a very good one, BTW).

http://www.etymonline.com/

Have fun!

Well, Readers, looks like LL has whacked the mole on this one! Lots of fun!

 

XML Button

OK, now I've re-added the XML button. I must have deleted it in a prior clean-up of the site when I thought XML wasnt that interesting.

I've also added a button on the bottom right to enable you to add Stone to your My Yahoo! page.

Enjoy.

 

Still High on Omarosa

Not the person, but the Google Search term omarosa.

Stone still ranks as #99.

 

10 Years of Banner Ads

As mentioned on Stone back in July, AT&T's ground-breaking "You Will" commercials are now 10 years old.

I didnt know that it was also responsible for the first banner ad, which Adland reminds us of here, along with a full complement of the old commercials.

Watching them ("Did you ever think you'd pay a toll without slowing down") one marvels at what, just ten years ago, were considered marvels, and today are commonplace, routine.

One also ponders the fate of large corporations that spend more on futuristic TV commercials than actually organizing their enterprise to create the future.

 

OK, that was easy

Stone is now an RSS feed available on My Yahoo!

Go to the My Yahoo! - Add Content page.

Search for "stone blog".

Add me to your My Yahoo! page.

It's that easy!

 

How do I add RSS to my blog?

I'd like to get added to the My Yahoo! RSS feeds. How do I add RSS to my Movable Type-powered blog?

October 26, 2004

 

Catblogging

Even I've fallen into the trap now:

Cats in space.

and

Cats in tape.

 

A way to waste time

Click on the wikipedia random page link over and over and over.

 

Readers to UN: Drop Dead

Stone Readers have spoken!

From L.L.

The UN is most probably the worst bureaucratic organization in the world right after the former Immigration and Naturalization Service. On the other hand, the concept of some unity (well, doesn't that evoke the famous "Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite"?) has appealed to people for quite a long time. There will always be some sort of 'treaty, union, commonwealth, organization, etc.'as long as it 'battles' enemies such as Communists, famine or AIDS with tons of decrees and resolutions. It is a lot easier pretending a good Samaritan than actually being one. That's exactly what the UN is doing, it gives an illusion that 'someone cares'.

Who else agrees?

 

$100K+ Executive Jobs in Sales, Marketing, Finance and other fields

My other company executive job site TheLadders.com continues to thrive with more and more job openings.

If you're looking for a job that pays $100,000 to $500,000 per year, we have over 12,000 new openings each and every month.

But don't believe me, read what our customers are saying.

 

A sour look at the job market

A reader writes in with this link to a sad comic.

 

A Blot on the Planet

Having a long discussion with an old friend about the U.N.

I say the United Nations is a force for bad in the world and actually destroys more human lives than it saves.

This search: Google Search: where the un failed lists dozens of places around the planet where the UN has failed our fellow citizens.

By crowding out the potentially ameliorative actions of world governments, by leveraging the prestige of good intentions to blind us to its failures, and by its active, positive promotion of bribery, corruption, and the subversion of good, the United Nations is, on the whole, a morally repugnant and evil organization.

Who disagrees?

 

Oh... you're from those Worcester Cenedellas....

Izzengenz reports on hard luck:

Hard luck

Yikes!!

October 25, 2004

 

Passport revoked

Microsoft's Passport, that incredibly annoying "single log-in" gambit, is fading into the darkness. I'd never understood why Monster hooked up with this group -- it seemed like a whole lot of flash for a worse user experience. But then again, I don't understand why Monster is on .NET and not Linux either.

October 23, 2004

 

Triumph

A comeplte Triumph for the dog comic.

October 21, 2004

 

Google "Holy Cow"

So Google Announces Record Revenues for Third Quarter 2004, and more importantly, un-gobsmackingly-believable profit numbers.

Adjusted EBITDA of $321 mm on $806 mm in revenue, meaning 39.8% EBITDA margins.

 

Die Already

Will this murderer of thousands please die? It would do the world good.

After all, he wasn't even a Yankee.

 

Yankees Lose

You'd think a self-styled baseball blog would have some commentary on the baseball story of the season. But, alack, no. It takes your dedicated legions of minions here at Stone to provide commentary.

Never, never, never give in.

That's tonight's, as well as all-time's, lesson. You are never too far behind to win, you're never too small to slay the giant, you're never too cursed to be blessed.

Heart (and deadly pitching) conquers all.

October 20, 2004

 

eBay reports a half-billion revenue QUARTER

Wow!

eBay Inc. Announces Third Quarter 2004 Financial Results

What's quite impressive is that they've improved EBITDA margins from 35.9% in Q3 of 2003 to 37.7% in Q3 of 2004.

The juggernaut, the beast, just keeps rolling. In some sense, it must a nagging worry to the eBay crew that regardless of what they do at this point, the machine will just keep producing awesome results quarter after quarter.

I mean, is there any strategic decision in the past 5 years that eBay has made that is responsible for their unparalleled growth? Or is it simply that the management team has not goofed up a great thing? How would you feel if that was your role in life?

 

I bet the get only 371,005...

Google expects to add 372,050 advertisers by '08

 

Your New Homepage

You've likely noticed my fanatic curiosity withWikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

It's been my homepage for about 3 months now and I'd recommend it. Instead of stock prices and the latest meaningless headlines from AP & Reuters (remember, journalists are paid, ultimately, to sell papers, not the truth -- so why devote so much of your time to the Attention-Getting industry?) you get an interesting new article everyday, a few compelling and relevant historical anniversaries, and immediate access to the planet's (and history's) learnings.

I find each morning leads of on a romp (today was Attila the Hun -> Huns -> Shang Dynasty -> Chinese Characters -> Radical -> well, you get the idea....

Check it out and let me know how YOU use the internet's free encyclopedia....

October 19, 2004

 

The 10-year drift

Monster's stock (NASD:MNST) continues its 10-year warble:

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They've put up some good earnings this year and impressive revenue growth. Will the market reward them for their Q3 earnings announcement?

Tune in manana....

 

I'm Non-conformist Too

Just like this Tibetan Teen.

 

Now THAT'S (Vice-)Presidential Hair

John Edwards caught in the act.

OK, can we now put to bed these silly TV-prep videos of politicians in make-up? Yes, they make just about anybody look entirely ridiculous, but then again, so would videos of ballplayers putting on jockstraps or anybody using the john. Are these productive or useful in assessing our leaders, or merely childish?

October 18, 2004

 

TheLadders.com makes the New York Times !

Here's a piece the New York Times did on our "who would you work for?" survey.

Great to make the Old Gray Lady!

 

Men I Admire

George Perez

Pat Tillman.

Ronald Reagan.

 

Great $100K+ Jobs from TheLadders.com

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Here are some of the particularly interesting ones this week:

Virus Production Manager - Novartis Animal Health

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Which Religion Are You?

20 simple questions lead you to 27 different religions.

What's your flavor?

 

The Day Kerry (Deservedly) Lost the Election

Will Safire calls out the underhanded gay baiters. I think this was a critical, critical error of the Kerry team.

That it was planned to hurt the Bush-Cheney ticket politically can't be doubted (as Safire notes, if Kerry and Edwards meant to compliment the Cheneys, why did their campaign manager describe Mary Cheney as "fair game" -- that's hardly friendly, and more the language you'd use if you'd intended to be hurtful).

Hopefully, this bit of hateful political theater will backfire, and at the very least, the Iowa Electronic Markets seem to indicate it has.

October 14, 2004

 

An Anniversary of Consequence

The Battle of Hastings took place 958 years ago today.

 

Gay Baiting

Readers of Stone know the President's antics with the Federal Marriage Amendment have cost him my full-throated support this election, though I do plan to pull the lever for Bush 3.

It's sad that I'll be a little more comfortable doing it after John Kerry's deplorable gay baiting in last night's debate. His "Did you know Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?" effort, which thankfully seems to have backfired on him, is really awful for being so hypocritical and cyncial.

October 13, 2004

 

Named entity extraction

Google continues to doreally cool stuff.

October 12, 2004

 

38.6% EBITDA Margins at TravelZoo

That's might impressive for a little $40 mm newsletter business.

October 11, 2004

 

The Debate in 100 Words

In overstated's Presidential Debate Redux, we find the two men boiled down to their essences:

The president says I've changed my mind. The first president in 72 years to lose jobs. Believed it in 1998 when Clinton was president. This president rushed to war, pushed our allies aside. This president hasn't listened. A president's job is to win the peace. Mr. President, countries are leaving the coalition, not joining. Ladies and gentlemen, it's his tax plan. This president chose a tax cut over homeland security. The president blocked it. Five million people have lost their health insurance under this president. Mr. President, you're batting 0 for 2. People's rights have been abused.


Our plan is working. We've already 75 percent of his people. I -- listen, I -- we've got a great country. People love America. Thanks. My opponent's right, we need good intelligence. Right, thank you for that. We've got to pay our troops more. You can save tax-free. Less regulations if we want jobs here; legal reform if we want jobs here; and we've got to keep taxes low. It was the right decision. On the tax cut, it's a big decision. I did the right decision. Charlie, thanks. Tomorrow, Afghanistan will be voting for a president.

Revealing.

 

You'll be Googled in the Afterlife too

Something very strange about using a tool that didn't exist at the time of his death to identify this long-lost soul.

May he rest in peace.

UPDATE:

More here and here . Kind of a fascinating, sad story.

 

Crisafulli Crescendoes

Read up on the tired and the The fired.

 

Amazing Photographs from Another Planet

Or perhaps ours.

October 10, 2004

 

Father of Deconstructionism Dies, If 'Death' Means Anything

ScrappleFace has the story

 

Derrida dead; deconstructionism ditto?

Get your postmodern drivel generated automatically here (hit refresh).

(Note: Elsewhere.org also provides this very useful band name generator.)

 

The Worst Riffs Ever

You know you can find the Worst Album Covers Ever right here on Stone, so I thought you'd like to know that GuitarWorld has named the 100 Worst Guitar Riffs ever.

They're right, Summertime Blues is really awful.

 

Word of the Day

Muckety-muck.

Use it wisely.

October 08, 2004

 

Hard work ahead, but rewards if we do this right

Sounds about right to me.

October 07, 2004

 

Lacuna

Why isn't the Sheraton Hotel attacked in Iraq listed on the Sheraton site?

 

The Coolest Thing Ever

I HATED using Verizon's over-priced $1.25 for each directory information call service.

Luckily, the rock stars at Google Google have decided to quit being IPO idiots and have gotten back to COOL technology.

 

Which reminds me....

Trying to spell Tennessee unaided reminds of the question (for bookkeepers and those keeping track of the score at home):

Can you name the only word in the English language with 3 sets of double letters in a row? Tennessee doesn't count because of the "e" between "nn" and "ssee", but there is one word that contains the form "aabbcc"..... what is it?

 

Visit the Parthenon

AND take in a country msuic show!

Where?

It's all available in Nashville, Tennessee.

October 05, 2004

 

#1,340,472

Higgins and my book has risen to #1,340,472 on the Amazon.com sales rank.

That has to be a record for a fictional non-fiction book! :)

 

"They'll Fluctuate"

That's J.P. Morgan's famous response to a reporter's shouted question: "What do you think stock prices will do?"

Kerry-Bush on the Iowa Electronic Markets follows that pattern.

October 04, 2004

 

Zen Whitman

Add this one to your koan collection:

"You know, you say, 'sky,' and they say 'blue.' Say 'power,' and no one would say 'Meg Whitman.' "

Whoaaaaaa.