My Favorite Spam Ever
From "Cummerbund Q. Snitches" -- what a fantastic name for a correspondent who promises me enlargement and ecstasy!
Notice the pithy aphorism at the start to draw attention and throw off the scent of anti-spam bloodhound programs.
There's a certain poetry to the way the words are awkwardly assembled -- "You are really anonymous!" -- again, to throw off the the anti-spam programs.
Finally, I love the artistic insertion and transposition of letters at random in the body of this message.
Enjoy:
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High-Quality ViagtIra and CialdPis.
Quick weight (polyarticular codified) loss and antidepressant medicatiloxn!
Best price on ValiuHim and XanaHox.
Exceptional deals, 80 penrect off!
We are able to ship wlrodwideHere you will find it:
http://www.willedxy.com/d13/index.php?id=d13
You are really anonymous!The time when most of you should withdraw into yourself is when you are forced to be in a crowd.
You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums for.
Someone has said that if spam keeps mutating to avoid anti-spam programs, it will sooner rather than later become unintelligible to its actual intended audience. I think we are on the way there!
