How Not To Handle Opportunity Knocking
Bunker down and try to hide. Look, your life is changed forever already. Dramatically. Why not make something good and interesting out of it instead of skulking in a distant corner?
Bartman could deal gracefully with is notoriety -- "Dunk Bartman" for charity; appear on Rosie and Oprah; discuss how to overcome life's setbacks; show up with good humor at the restaurant for the ball destruction.
Instead, the meathead is hiding away and now will never surpass or transcend his ignomy.
