Fredonia
The Onion reports from Fredonia, Kansas:
Real-Life Grinch Celebrates 'Hanukkah' FREDONIA, KS: A real-life Grinch was found Monday in Fredonia, where, unlike his fellow residents, Josh Baum refuses to celebrate Christmas. "I'm looking forward to a nice Hanukkah," the Yuletide-shunning misanthrope said. "We'll be lighting the same menorah that's been in my family for generations." Baum would not comment on the possibility that spontaneous Christmas caroling would cause his small heart to grow three sizes.
Fredonia, NY is myhometown, and Fredonia, Kansas (which, believe it baby, I have actually visited) is one of the many towns in the country named after mine.
