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The Kel Varnson Sims

My 10% ownership in Simulated baseball team is coming up against stiff competition. (By the way, the perks associated with being a bigtime owner of a Simulated Baseball team rival anything Steinbrenner gets.)

My majority owner writes:

I think we have a problem. Check out this list of top 25 Whatif Baseball teams.

http://www.whatifsports.com/mlb-l/top25.shtm

Look how many "Guam" teams are in the top 25. This guy's some kind of ringer.

And who is Willie Keeler '97? With a.424 batting average?


1897 hall of famer.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/k/keelewi01.shtml

He's not a slugger. He only hit 33 HR in his
entire career, but he's great for simulation baseball b/c they didn't keep track of strikeouts back then, so, the computer thinks that he NEVER struck out. and NEVER got caught stealing a base.

It's a little trick.

Wow, from Worst Album Covers, to [fill in blank: outrageous / well-reasoned] politics to Sim Baseball tips.

Stone delivers.