My New Favorite Airline
At SkyHigh Airlines, Chairman Howard tells it like it is:
If you're having trouble getting comfortable on our flights, it's probably because you don't fit within our ideal passenger dimensions. Our planes were designed with a specific type of person in mind: a five foot three inches, 125 pound, long-waisted, ambidextrous male/female who is very, very flexible. If you aren't that person, you should probably address your angry letters to your parents.
Honesty is a refreshing quality in a public figure.
