Are Feathers Ever Inappropriate?

KTJ points to this bad resume site. Highlights:

Skills: “Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory.”
“OBJECTIVE: To be able to wear feathers to work. Appropriately, of course.”
[From an application] Please explain any breaks in your employment career: “15 minute coffee break while working at a home improvement store.”
Work experience: “Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.”

Eeeeek!

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